Three mirrors at my disposal. Perfect.
Ninja attacks are nigh impossible.
Is that a ninja?
Keep your cool, Steve.
You have limited time in this dressing room before you become obnoxious.
It’s H&M and it’s 3 weeks until Christmas.
“IF YOU’RE GOING TO KATANA-SLICE ME, GET IT OVER WITH!”
That was pretty bizarre to the other H&M customers, Steve.
Better safe weirdo than decapitated ninja victim.
That’s what I always say.