In The Dressing Room (Poem Year #9)

Three mirrors at my disposal. Perfect.
Ninja attacks are nigh impossible.
Shit.
Is that a ninja?
Keep your cool, Steve.
You have limited time in this dressing room before you become obnoxious.
It’s H&M and it’s 3 weeks until Christmas.
“IF YOU’RE GOING TO KATANA-SLICE ME, GET IT OVER WITH!”
That was pretty bizarre to the other H&M customers, Steve.
Better safe weirdo than decapitated ninja victim.

That’s what I always say.

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One comment

  1. InfiniteZip · June 19, 2015

    True that…but foR the cameras behind the mirrors, may come out through looking glass in splintered form, ninja warrior caught off guard with bloomers down…..just having fun…..one too many pops me thinks😃 me that is….

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